Sponsorship Threatened by Stew(ards) Ruling
Controversy reigned in the world of Ruffians F1 this morning as mikethemute was crowned F1 2010 champion.
The decision of the "management" to award 0 points in the final GP in Monaco to those drivers who crashed out of the race meant that DarkBar driver DarkestFrost was denied a tie in the drivers championship and has threatened to plunge the world of F1 into chaos as primary sponsor Darksberg are believed to be re-considering their multi-pence sponsorship of the championshp.
Ernie "Ruff" Beckleston, Chief Executive of Ruffians F1 commented "Dark will be fine with this, we need to follow the rulings as set out in paragraph 6, Section 13, Sub clause 33b of the Ruffians F1 manual, "All those bampots who crash into corners and wreck their cars will recieve no points in a Grand Prix"."
DarkestFrost was unavailable for comment at this time, but this reporter believes he is currently holed up in his Fable III Castle and is plotting to take over the world.
The dominant force in F1, Lameduck Racing, took the Constructors Championship.
No phone hacking was used in this story which is copyright Stews International plc.
Controversy reigned in the world of Ruffians F1 this morning as mikethemute was crowned F1 2010 champion.
The decision of the "management" to award 0 points in the final GP in Monaco to those drivers who crashed out of the race meant that DarkBar driver DarkestFrost was denied a tie in the drivers championship and has threatened to plunge the world of F1 into chaos as primary sponsor Darksberg are believed to be re-considering their multi-pence sponsorship of the championshp.
Ernie "Ruff" Beckleston, Chief Executive of Ruffians F1 commented "Dark will be fine with this, we need to follow the rulings as set out in paragraph 6, Section 13, Sub clause 33b of the Ruffians F1 manual, "All those bampots who crash into corners and wreck their cars will recieve no points in a Grand Prix"."
DarkestFrost was unavailable for comment at this time, but this reporter believes he is currently holed up in his Fable III Castle and is plotting to take over the world.
The dominant force in F1, Lameduck Racing, took the Constructors Championship.
No phone hacking was used in this story which is copyright Stews International plc.