Team: D2 Racing (the Mighty Ducks): Defending Ruff 1 Team Champions
Mikethemute
Location: England
Pushed hard throughout the season by Recon, but using some sort of turbo jet boost controller seems to have worked as he stormed to the top of the pile. Consistency was the key here with podium finishes in the last 6 races meant he won the championship by 30 points as his rivals wilted. Completely let down by his teammate as D2 relinquished their title despite his best efforts.
Defending Ruff 1 Champion
Prediction: 1st
Finished: 1st
Wins: 3 Podiums: 6
Season Highlight: Winning the Championship on the last race of the season.
Season Lowlight: Having to queue behind his team mate in the pits – in fact his team mate overall.
RaingodZippo
Location: Scotland
Oh dear; the only thing that can be said here is that he never actually had a crash with Darkest...err that is it
Prediction: 9th
Finished: 12th
Wins: 0, Podiums: 0
Season Highlight: err...
Season Lowlight: It all.
Team: Darkbar Racing
DarkestFrost
Location: England
Not the sparkling performance of last year – maybe his car actually had brakes this year which slowed him down. Or perhaps the size of his screen caused some sort of motion sickness...either way Dark will be disappointed to have finished lower than expected.
Prediction: 4th
Finished: 6th
Wins: 0, Podiums: 2
Season Highlight: Finishing Monaco without crashing into any walls (or Raingod)
Season Lowlight: The last race...not sure what happened.
Wackybar
Location: England
Mixed season for the Spurs fan...perhaps the worry of whether Bale would leave got to him, middle of the pack in most races but did eclipse his teammate on at least a couple of occasions.
Prediction: 7th
Finished: 8th
Wins: 0, Podiums: 0
Season Highlight: Beat Darkest at least twice.
Season Lowlight: Lost out to PG in the battle of the “Three Amigos”
Team: CTD Racing (Crash Test Dummies)
The MehWarrior2
Location: England
Never got out the blocks as sponsorship for the CTD car never materialised. Pity as he was my tip to push Mike. Utter humiliation of having Baw score more points than him will fade with time and lots of counselling.
Prediction: 2nd
Finished: Didn’t Start
Season Highlight: Didn’t have to worry about avoiding Baw driving at him (or listen to Stew gloating).
Season Lowlight: Having his funding pulled at the last minute.
Icemand18
Location: England
Being named after a guy with teeth whiter than a blizzard at the south pole who felt the need for speed didn’t help in any way. The two weeks missed due to holiday cost him dear. Missed chance after chance to abuse his position as race steward, Stew needs to tutor him better in the future.
Prediction: 10th
Finished: 13th
Wins: 0, Podiums: 0
Season Highlight: His 2 week holiday.
Season Lowlight: Finishing below Stew.
Team: Sack Slashers
Ruffian Stew
Location: England
Killed Miss Daisy early on, cheated in every race, now the Dick Dastardly of Ruff Racing, and supports Arsenal, no-one likes him, shocking he was even allowed to race. Spokesman for the kick Ruff Out campaign, a Mr Daring Pip Zoo, said “Disgusting performance, but we should have expected it, the power has gone to his head.”
Prediction: 13th
Finished: 10th
*Please note the views expressed here are not those of anyone sane or with any self respect and are sponsored by the Sour Grapes Society of America.
Wins: 0, Podums: 0
Season Highlight: Obviously finishing above Raingod – by the way he went on and on and on and on about it. (Oh and getting away with murdering an innocent old lady).
Season Lowlight: Wasn’t able to cheat more.
Bawkicker
Location: On his way to Iceman’s house apparently
Some say he is a reincarnation of Attila the Hun, others that he was Bruce Willis’ role model in the Jackal all we know is he intimidated Meh out the championship and his name is Bawkicker. The phrase “Bawkicker has destroyed his car” will be the anthem of this championship...better than the usual “Bawkicker has destroyed your car” I suppose. Proud of the fact he finished above Meh – DO NOT TELL HIM MEH DID NOT ACTUALLY RACE!!!!
Prediction: 16th
Finished: 14th
Wins: 0, Podiums: 0
Season Highlight: Finished above Meh.
Season Lowlight: Didn’t maim or kill anyone.
Team: Team Skidmark
T3ERRAF0RM
Location: England
Excellent season for T3erraf0rm. 4th place and led his team to the title by 70 points. Consistent throughout, he proved he can race once again.
Prediction: 5th
Finished: 4th
Wins: 0, Podiums 0
Season Highlight: Winning the team championship.
Season Lowlight: Missing out on 3rd in the Championship.
thetaffman
Location: England
Newest member of the Ruffian Rabble acquitted himself admirably this season, leaving many of the veterans trailing in his exhaust dust. Part of the all conquering Team Skidmark a very welcome addition to Ruff Racing.
Prediction: 11th
Finished: 5th
Wins: 1, Podiums: 2
Season Highlight: Winning the team Championship
Season Lowlight: Missed one race.
Team: Nub Nub Racing
Pgtips77
Location: England
As predicted slugged it out with Wackybar this season (the other driver usually found in this group was so sh** he was never actually seen in a race- except by passing lapping drivers). Indeed just squeezed out Wacky for 7th this time and will continue the rivalry no doubt.
Prediction: 8th
Finished: 7th
Wins: 0, Podiums: 0
Season Highlight: Finishing above Wacky
Season Lowlight: None
Bradyboy4593
Location: Unknown
Much better than his position would suggest, missed a few races which cost him positions. If he could have been in every race he would have finished much higher. Better luck next time.
Prediction: 15th (only because I had no idea who he was)
Finished: 11th
Wins: 0, Podiums: 2
Season Highlight: Second Place in Race 7
Season Lowlight: Missing races cost him.
Team: Princes of Racing
PR1NC3
Location: England
Unfortunately the making of Pizzas has to take precedence over driving at 200mph so Prince missed quite a few races this meant that his position didn’t really reflect his driving, well except when he appeared as if by magic from a gravel pit in front of Raingod in one race. (What do you mean there is bitterness in this review?)
Prediction: 12th
Finished: 15th
Wins: 0, Podiums: 0
Season Highlight: Too many missed races to have a highlight
Season Lowlight: Missing so many races.
xo lfc recon xo
Location: England
Lack of experience and not heeding the warnings about Baw ultimately cost Recon the championship. Still a brilliant performance from the Rookie, pushed Mike all the way and definitely one to watch for the future.
Prediction: 6th
Finished: 2nd
Wins: 2, Podiums: 6
Season Highlight: Won 2 races only twice outside podium
Season Lowlight: The last race of the season
Team: Rambo Effect
NashEffect77
Location: England
Top ten finish for Nash, seemed to have a quiet season but scored consistently throughout. Helped his team to 3rd in the championship.
Prediction: 14th
Finished: 9th
Wins: 0, Podiums: 0
Season Highlight: Finishing in the top 10
Season Lowlight: Will be satisfied with his performance
JRambo IV
Location: Scotland
Dogged by connection problems, Rambo would have been a contender for the title had he not chosen to use a 56k modem to run the game. Had to settle for 3rd in both the drivers and team championship but his form in the races he actually finished was fantastic, even though he often had to start from the back of the grid.
Prediction: 3rd
Finished: 3rd
Wins: 2, Podiums: 6
Season Highlight: Winning twice
Season Lowlight: Connection problems
The Raingod Review Awards 2013
Driver of the Year: mikethemute for most wins and winning the Driver’s championship
Rookie of the Year: xo lfc recon xo best performance by a driver in their first season
Homicidal Maniac Award for Extreme Violence: RuffianStew for killing a little old lady in a bid to beat Raingod in the driver’s championship (bet you all thought Baw would win this)
The Bawkicker has Wrecked his Car Award: Bawkicker for having more wrecked cars than the scrappy down the road.
Mikethemute
Location: England
Pushed hard throughout the season by Recon, but using some sort of turbo jet boost controller seems to have worked as he stormed to the top of the pile. Consistency was the key here with podium finishes in the last 6 races meant he won the championship by 30 points as his rivals wilted. Completely let down by his teammate as D2 relinquished their title despite his best efforts.
Defending Ruff 1 Champion
Prediction: 1st
Finished: 1st
Wins: 3 Podiums: 6
Season Highlight: Winning the Championship on the last race of the season.
Season Lowlight: Having to queue behind his team mate in the pits – in fact his team mate overall.
RaingodZippo
Location: Scotland
Oh dear; the only thing that can be said here is that he never actually had a crash with Darkest...err that is it
Prediction: 9th
Finished: 12th
Wins: 0, Podiums: 0
Season Highlight: err...
Season Lowlight: It all.
Team: Darkbar Racing
DarkestFrost
Location: England
Not the sparkling performance of last year – maybe his car actually had brakes this year which slowed him down. Or perhaps the size of his screen caused some sort of motion sickness...either way Dark will be disappointed to have finished lower than expected.
Prediction: 4th
Finished: 6th
Wins: 0, Podiums: 2
Season Highlight: Finishing Monaco without crashing into any walls (or Raingod)
Season Lowlight: The last race...not sure what happened.
Wackybar
Location: England
Mixed season for the Spurs fan...perhaps the worry of whether Bale would leave got to him, middle of the pack in most races but did eclipse his teammate on at least a couple of occasions.
Prediction: 7th
Finished: 8th
Wins: 0, Podiums: 0
Season Highlight: Beat Darkest at least twice.
Season Lowlight: Lost out to PG in the battle of the “Three Amigos”
Team: CTD Racing (Crash Test Dummies)
The MehWarrior2
Location: England
Never got out the blocks as sponsorship for the CTD car never materialised. Pity as he was my tip to push Mike. Utter humiliation of having Baw score more points than him will fade with time and lots of counselling.
Prediction: 2nd
Finished: Didn’t Start
Season Highlight: Didn’t have to worry about avoiding Baw driving at him (or listen to Stew gloating).
Season Lowlight: Having his funding pulled at the last minute.
Icemand18
Location: England
Being named after a guy with teeth whiter than a blizzard at the south pole who felt the need for speed didn’t help in any way. The two weeks missed due to holiday cost him dear. Missed chance after chance to abuse his position as race steward, Stew needs to tutor him better in the future.
Prediction: 10th
Finished: 13th
Wins: 0, Podiums: 0
Season Highlight: His 2 week holiday.
Season Lowlight: Finishing below Stew.
Team: Sack Slashers
Ruffian Stew
Location: England
Killed Miss Daisy early on, cheated in every race, now the Dick Dastardly of Ruff Racing, and supports Arsenal, no-one likes him, shocking he was even allowed to race. Spokesman for the kick Ruff Out campaign, a Mr Daring Pip Zoo, said “Disgusting performance, but we should have expected it, the power has gone to his head.”
Prediction: 13th
Finished: 10th
*Please note the views expressed here are not those of anyone sane or with any self respect and are sponsored by the Sour Grapes Society of America.
Wins: 0, Podums: 0
Season Highlight: Obviously finishing above Raingod – by the way he went on and on and on and on about it. (Oh and getting away with murdering an innocent old lady).
Season Lowlight: Wasn’t able to cheat more.
Bawkicker
Location: On his way to Iceman’s house apparently
Some say he is a reincarnation of Attila the Hun, others that he was Bruce Willis’ role model in the Jackal all we know is he intimidated Meh out the championship and his name is Bawkicker. The phrase “Bawkicker has destroyed his car” will be the anthem of this championship...better than the usual “Bawkicker has destroyed your car” I suppose. Proud of the fact he finished above Meh – DO NOT TELL HIM MEH DID NOT ACTUALLY RACE!!!!
Prediction: 16th
Finished: 14th
Wins: 0, Podiums: 0
Season Highlight: Finished above Meh.
Season Lowlight: Didn’t maim or kill anyone.
Team: Team Skidmark
T3ERRAF0RM
Location: England
Excellent season for T3erraf0rm. 4th place and led his team to the title by 70 points. Consistent throughout, he proved he can race once again.
Prediction: 5th
Finished: 4th
Wins: 0, Podiums 0
Season Highlight: Winning the team championship.
Season Lowlight: Missing out on 3rd in the Championship.
thetaffman
Location: England
Newest member of the Ruffian Rabble acquitted himself admirably this season, leaving many of the veterans trailing in his exhaust dust. Part of the all conquering Team Skidmark a very welcome addition to Ruff Racing.
Prediction: 11th
Finished: 5th
Wins: 1, Podiums: 2
Season Highlight: Winning the team Championship
Season Lowlight: Missed one race.
Team: Nub Nub Racing
Pgtips77
Location: England
As predicted slugged it out with Wackybar this season (the other driver usually found in this group was so sh** he was never actually seen in a race- except by passing lapping drivers). Indeed just squeezed out Wacky for 7th this time and will continue the rivalry no doubt.
Prediction: 8th
Finished: 7th
Wins: 0, Podiums: 0
Season Highlight: Finishing above Wacky
Season Lowlight: None
Bradyboy4593
Location: Unknown
Much better than his position would suggest, missed a few races which cost him positions. If he could have been in every race he would have finished much higher. Better luck next time.
Prediction: 15th (only because I had no idea who he was)
Finished: 11th
Wins: 0, Podiums: 2
Season Highlight: Second Place in Race 7
Season Lowlight: Missing races cost him.
Team: Princes of Racing
PR1NC3
Location: England
Unfortunately the making of Pizzas has to take precedence over driving at 200mph so Prince missed quite a few races this meant that his position didn’t really reflect his driving, well except when he appeared as if by magic from a gravel pit in front of Raingod in one race. (What do you mean there is bitterness in this review?)
Prediction: 12th
Finished: 15th
Wins: 0, Podiums: 0
Season Highlight: Too many missed races to have a highlight
Season Lowlight: Missing so many races.
xo lfc recon xo
Location: England
Lack of experience and not heeding the warnings about Baw ultimately cost Recon the championship. Still a brilliant performance from the Rookie, pushed Mike all the way and definitely one to watch for the future.
Prediction: 6th
Finished: 2nd
Wins: 2, Podiums: 6
Season Highlight: Won 2 races only twice outside podium
Season Lowlight: The last race of the season
Team: Rambo Effect
NashEffect77
Location: England
Top ten finish for Nash, seemed to have a quiet season but scored consistently throughout. Helped his team to 3rd in the championship.
Prediction: 14th
Finished: 9th
Wins: 0, Podiums: 0
Season Highlight: Finishing in the top 10
Season Lowlight: Will be satisfied with his performance
JRambo IV
Location: Scotland
Dogged by connection problems, Rambo would have been a contender for the title had he not chosen to use a 56k modem to run the game. Had to settle for 3rd in both the drivers and team championship but his form in the races he actually finished was fantastic, even though he often had to start from the back of the grid.
Prediction: 3rd
Finished: 3rd
Wins: 2, Podiums: 6
Season Highlight: Winning twice
Season Lowlight: Connection problems
The Raingod Review Awards 2013
Driver of the Year: mikethemute for most wins and winning the Driver’s championship
Rookie of the Year: xo lfc recon xo best performance by a driver in their first season
Homicidal Maniac Award for Extreme Violence: RuffianStew for killing a little old lady in a bid to beat Raingod in the driver’s championship (bet you all thought Baw would win this)
The Bawkicker has Wrecked his Car Award: Bawkicker for having more wrecked cars than the scrappy down the road.
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